Prophets With Credentials

A List of Prophets Who Actually Knew What They Were Talking About

Meet our team of prophets with credentials:

Nostradamus - Known for his 100% accurate prophecies, all of which involved cats
Tarot - Expert in all things divination, especially when it comes to your coffee shop orders
Oracle of Delphi - Formerly a Greek god, now a part-time prophet with a penchant for Greek yogurt
Medium - Mediums all the things, including but not limited to: séances, coffee, and existential dread

Prophet credentials include:

100% accuracy rate (in cat prophecies only)
Expertise in all things mystic and unknown
Formerly divine connection (for the Oracle of Delphi only)
Extensive experience in mediumship, including but not limited to: table-tapping, séance-sitting, and astral-projecting

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